I would respectfully suggest that understanding that nothing posted online is ever private is a more vital life skill than knowing how to correctly spell Ta-Nehisi Coates.

Hey, if a rape is “legitimate,” the female body has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

Hunting is big in Minnesota. Poaching is not.

speak for yourself, dude

I grew up in the area. I highly doubt that.

I’d like to kick him in the teeth. I bet he’s pretty proud of them. Fuck him.

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

did not know there was a lesbian haircut territory

Then they need to quit their fucking jobs and find something else to do.

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

I’m hoping, from the last spark of hope I have left burning inside my cynical hull- that it can be BOTH what she actually believes AND a calculated political move. That being a decent human and supporting people is finally coming back to the fore front of what we want from our leaders. The calculated move is to…

Oh, sweetheart. Cher would disagree.

I disagree whole heartedly. Unleash the tits. Like, if youre packing something that beautiful, don’t you have SOME sort of duty to share it with the world? I think so.

She has a Girl Scout green mani! <3 <3 <3

A SLEEPOVER WITH MICHELLE AND A NASA SCIENTIST AND AN ASTRONAUT? MY CHILDHOOD WAS TRASH.

Darling. Remember. We inflict bodily injury with shoes. Shoes, darling. Always shoes.

The rabbit hole goes so much deeper than that, Mr. Stair.

you need content to compete in 2015

Hi, I’m Bev.

Assuming the kid will ever learn to read is kind of putting the cart before the horse.