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Once when I was four, I tried to run away, but I wanted to leave a note explaining things to dear old Mom and Dad. The problem was that I couldn’t spell many words so I had to ask my mom. I made it to “I am run” before I broke down in tears and my blessed mother had to hug me and gently take away my suitcase. Later,

I’ve never been into the show. To me, it always reminded me of when every comic book decided to go “grim and gritty” in the 90s. One most juvenile things to believe is that constant senseless hopelessness and violence are somehow inherently mature. It’s a 13 year old boy’s vision of what adult art should be like.

Thank you: “The problem isn’t that this episode included a rape, but that it did so in the service of bad storytelling. It told the audience nothing that wasn’t already known, and it didn’t advance any plot lines beyond where they already were.”

That really sucks for her. That being said, those photos for $10k? Girl you got scammed.

She might be funny, but she’s funny in that way when you laugh uncomfortably at an acquaintance when they make an off-color joke. In that, this wasn’t actually funny, it was weird, and weirdly nasty. Lots of Cool Girl-isms, etc in this piece.

SO WRONG. About dresses AND jazz. Do not know about San Fran as have not been.

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

Kurt Cobain and Nirvana fundamentally changed the face of music today. You would be hard pressed to find any musician of note who disagreed with that. There wasn’t even a fucking hip hop group in the ‘90s that didn’t sample nirvana. They spoke to an entire generation and managed to make it feel like they were speaking

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

She shoulda been flattered!

And “patients” when he meant patience.

Yup. As a kid I was always flummoxed that God supposedly loves humanity, but that he also saw fit to literally kill everyone in a flood aside from one family and their seaborne zoo.

I cannot deal with the their/there/they're massacre that is this document.

If a customer wants a waffle that’s griddled until theres no gluten, you griddle it until it has no gluten!

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

Big Sean needs more time with Little Sean.

Even scarier, I’m apparently made of chemicals. I’m not sure there’s any cleanse that will do anything about all that deoxyribonucleic acid. :(