it’s 1000% insane.

To preface, I, as many women, have been sexually assaulted in the past. It was traumatic, horrific and shaped my life in a way I would rather not have had happen.*

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

I’m staring at this gif and listening to the song and they’re PERFECT together.

a classic AND appropriate.

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

i actually believe the right way to spell ‘Liza Minelli’ is ‘Lucille 2’

PROTECTING YOU FROM YOURSELF (CARE)

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

I went on a trip to Nantucket with my family when I was 15 and got a book about the whaling industry and the Essex. The only think I remember from the book is that the wives of sailors all had dildos, which they called, 'he's-at-homes.' Good job, New England puritans. I didn't know you had it in ya. Pun ... whatever…

“Keep that p***y tight while I’m gone.”

This starts so early. I was always the kid with the less-cool version of whatever the must-have thing was. (Purely for reasons of being poor and it being even slightly cheaper and my mom trying to do her best.) And honestly, it’s taken me a long time to live down that feeling.

Let me know when you do Oscar-winning actors. I have a great one.

Athleta T-Bird

Athleta T-Bird