She didn't touch his d***. She touched his s*** (sock).

so much hormones

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the benefits of stainless over plastic are numerous.

I love my Klean Kanteen. Stainless steel with a leak-proof sport nozzle. Takes a beating and easy to clean, and the…

Look in Wisconsin's bag. What do you got? You got some cheese curds, *both* fresh and fried, you've got PBR, you've got a Clay Matthews, but there are no fucks to be seen.

I am at a loss to name a worse big budget musical.

This is THE musical that started my childhood love of musical theatre, so I might be a bit biased here but to answer your question: YES.

I'm excited and scared.

I'm actually nervous to listen to it. Real apprehension. I'm also very protective of my Sondheim and I'm excited and scared. Although more scared right now... Should I dare listen?

Aw, shucks. I put my Chuck E. costume on one gigantic foot at a time, just like everyone else.

Copper IUD. Insist on it. "Oh but have you heard of Mirena?" No. If chicken don't need the hormones then neither do I. Hmph.

I've worked for his campaign since 2007. They are the realest couple I've ever interacted with in politics. They are head over heels in love and they LIKE each other. It's lovely to witness.

I can understand the urge to make your proposal as splashy as possible. Still, it should be about what she loves, not what you love.

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

Maybe. But I really think "Sea Muppet" would be a better name for that guy.

Fun fact: most people are able to listen to more than one type of podcast.

i have a lot in common with these bags as i also have nipples

I've always wondered why the "Lifestyle and Fitness" portion didn't give participants the option to showcase their athleticism. Because looking skinny in a bathing suit does not mean you're physically fit. I would LOVE to see prerecorded clips of each girl doing her said activity where the makeup is off and they're…

Someone just give her some red Solo cups. She can entertain herself until the locksmith comes.