“When I started buying crystals, it was so out there. Not it’s trendy and everyone buys crystals”

Gravity is not a name. GRAVITY IS NOT A NAME!

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

I hope she wins everything and makes a shit ton without that douchebag rapist and criminal record label. Well aware all they care about is the payday.

I am not a fan of the current whispery waif style of singing so it’s nice to hear a “full” voice sound in a song. She’s got pipes.

I can’t imagine how much of a pain in the ass being their surrogate would be. 

still, the risk is lower than having unprotected sex.

The 32-year-old musician admitted that, in August 2013 in Atlantic City, he had exposed himself to a girl under the age of 13.

No jail time? Fuck this world.

I guess he won’t be able to see fireflies from inside a prison cell.

Wow, Bella Thorne’s real nose!

I picture Kris taking the marker from the coloring book and circling parts of little Kylie’s body: “See honey, we’ll make these bigger and cut this off, add a little here, and you’ll be so pretty everyone will love you forever!” ugh.

“I knew she had a lotta potential and I knew—I felt like I was put in that position to kind of help her.”

And then he dabbed.

There is absolutely no other reason for thirst selfies.

Wait wait wait wait wait... Blac Chyna’s mom’s name is *Tokyo Toni*? Why she didn’t name her daughter Shanghai Sally then? What is uh, what is behind these names?

Call him out. Point out the irony. REVEL in it. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiiit.

Madeleine, you were a very gutsy young lady to have mustered the courage to ask a boy out like that.