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Tiny Rick
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Your breakroom comment really struck me - I’m amazed at how Petty and shitty people can be about food. I don’t have an eating disorder, and I’m a healthy weight, so I don’t get too much beef about my weight one way or another. But I’ve still been on the receiving end of some judgy-ass comments. Like over a chocolate

It always cracks me up when celebs say (in an ad) that a random product “fits their busy lifestyle”. How would a different lip balm not fit your busy lifestyle? What does chapstick have to do with busyness?!

It’s Selena, not Selina.

What are you talking about, this is totally how real people talk, and not, say, aliens trying to fit in on Earth who learned to speak exclusively from watching and listening to ads:

ChapStick is bad for your lips in that it dries them out so you’ll have to use more. Use Vaseline instead.

Chyna told her side of the story in a snippet on GMA this morning,

Because America is an empty husk of what it used to be and the Kardashians, as has been explained to me, are our new Kennedy’s. A piece of my soul dies every day...

brian im sorry no one will send you nudes but please relax and put the fuckin onus on people who hack phones and steal private information.

Uh, okay. Saying he needs to “get away from thots” then claiming he only recently became trash certainly implied that to me.

Rob is terrible. Even worse than his sock collection...

Someone save Dream. Anyone!

I had always felt a bit sorry for him, but not anymore.

Never was there finer proof that money doesn’t buy class.

#TeamNoOne

They are so narcissistic that they believe everyone wants to be them, and also that they are so “cool” that they can act first and ask questions later. Their business acumen is sorely lacking.

They obviously have lawyers, why wouldn’t you consult a lawyer before trying to use someone’s likeness like that? Their lawyer or PR person probably wrote the fucking apology, they need to talk to those people before they do stupid shit like this.

Really? But one looks like a human and the other one looks like a Bratz doll.

“We’re actually planning to have a funeral for our single selves.”

What’s not fine is a Great Gatsby-themed wedding