To be fair to him there are more harmful habits, such as SSSSSMOKIN

ass but with ass up its own ass

*farts internally*

Your name and comment together look like the title and tagline of a direct-to-DVD Andy Garcia movie.

Please let Trump tweet this, please let Trump tweet this…

There's a commenter here by that name, too. This is shaping up to be one meta-ass comments thread.

This is relevant to my experiences because every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.

If we don't see each other again, all the best to yourself, Architect, and also to Mrs Robert Maitland, Architect.

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege commenting with you here.

Wake up and smell the burnt steak, America!

Gravity's Rainbow is probably the greatest novel ever written, but probably impossible to get people into.

Can I put that on my CV?

Tell him to stop calling me in the middle of the night, I know it's him.

Herge downplayed a lot of my sexploits, but he got the hair right.

I've worked with them. British reality TV show editors are the most savagely cynical, don't give a fuck motherfuckers on the planet.

Hey - I'm a potato.

People are sometimes confused by the fact that I think Caligula is legitimately a brilliant epic. Apparently orgies have no place in Ancient Rome.

Ron Perlman is a fucking mensch. One of the coolest dudes in Hollywood.

A quick reminder also that Trump tweeted a cartoon of the "Trump train" running over a person with the CNN logo for a head this week, and then also accidentally retweeted someone calling him a fascist.

I miss that guy.