Okay, so this new layout is slow and makes navigation difficult (at least on mobile) because comments leap up and down every time I touch anything. I’ll check in every once in a while to see if the bugs get ironed out, but this is more or less what I was expecting.

I still say this is some horseshit

It's Harold Reid, world's sexiest man.

Thus Farted Zarathustra

I've only been commenting here for six months, but I just want to let all you awesome, sharp, witty, quick, brilliant people know, I was masturbating the whole time.

PWR BTTM

I heart yours!

So long Dikachu. I guess we'll never manage to bring you to trial for obscenity now, but I just want you to know we had more than enough evidence.

Good luck everyone.

PWR BTTM

Likewise Bob. Later days

The Failing New York Times!

Heh heh heh

Your optimism is disgusting to me

I'm diving straight into it, I've already stolen my next commenter name.

Bye everyone, it's been fun. If you want to keep up with me after Kinja, this is my website:

Are you two going to just fuck already or what

Well y'see the kids, they listen to the rap music

Hahahahaha! Nice naïveté, asshole!

Look, they both happened, but if you believe the quote "official story" then you're a god damn sherson (singular of "sheeple").