Donald Trump's tweets about Obama's second election victory, November 7th 2012:

PWR BTTM

He's smitty in most things

Set that comment to music, we got ourselves a theme song!

*mops forehead with tie*

There is an idea of a Jason Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real him: only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze, and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable… he simply is not there.

Nah bruv, gotta tear that jib up

The world's most public psychoanalytical crisis enters its 45th year.

I'm hereby calling dibs on "Spastic Jerky" as my next band name.

16 kids in the next town over to mine were massacred by a gun owner. But you haven't seen that sort of crime I guess. So you're not allowed to have an opinion on gun ownership. Degenerates.

There's an interesting remark in the transcript of Trump's call with Nieto where he says that he knows "how to build very inexpensively". So yeah, presumably Trump's plan to keep costs down is to just not pay the people who build it.

Did he ask to see that thong?

Because, genuine DJT quote, "it's so hard to get good people".

This isn't surprising. In the words of Flannery O'Connor, a Goodman is hard to find.

Liftin' in America!

They also decided to raise their pizza base by six inches as a symbolic "fuck you" to both cholera and Italians.

In short, because he's a jackass. This is the same Genji who was on here harrumphing about the women-only Wonder Woman screening. Movies are for males, apparently.

That's not true. Real parties are very similar to how Hollywood depicts them - roughly four hundred people in a suburban McMansion standing in semi-circles bobbing up and down to generic house beats, drinking out of red cups and wordlessly grinning at each other. There's tiki torches around a swimming pool and a DJ…

There's something about seeing someone in the position of responsibility acting like an asshole that really turns me off.

As far as I'm aware, Shkreli only owns the US marketing rights for Daraprim. In the UK, it costs about 0.1% of what it now costs in the US.