She really doesn't want to get mixed up with a guy like you. You're a loner, Jake. A rebel.

Did "success" change Patton Oswalt or did his wife suddenly dying change him?

Well unless you're Patton Oswalt then it doesn't really matter what you think. You're entitled to your opinion of course but one would hope you'd have the good grace not to share it publicly where others can see it.

The full essay is a seriously powerful piece of writing. If it wasn't for the necessity of maintaining my hard exterior to avoid an array of prison gangs using me as a pincushion I would be crying right now.

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard!"

"Al-Qaeda" literally translates as "Forever Friends" though.

Can Friends even be any more real?

You love it

If God didn't want them sheared he would not have made them sheep

How do you expect people to talk about a man who advocates for child rape? Maybe you should rethink who your heroes are, NAMBLA boy.

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Yes.

Waste not want not

Then you've got Ride with the Devil, in which Tobey McGuire actually takes part in the Lawrence Massacre, but he protects some of the townspeople and his best friend is a former slave. It's a, ah, a thorny issue.

Oh that was you? Buddy you owe me a new set of eyebrows.

I've seen it; it's excellent, probably one of the best Westerns in decades. It's actually to some extent the opposite of that, as it's about how Robert Ford and society at large hero-worship someone who is essentially very damaged, bloodthirsty and mentally ill. It isn't really 'Jesse the gunslinger', there's only one…

Fuck… back to the drawing board.

I had some grasshopper the other day. It was covered it garlic. It was aight.

This. "Going to a place" isn't a job, it's a commute. There isn't even anything there. Astronauts basically do nothing except go on one all-expenses paid trip to nowhere once a year and they expect to get treated like heroes for it. Not to mention slurping up our hard-earned tax dollars to fuel their gas-guzzling…

Excuse me but the future of sustainable foodage is factory-farmed locusts and sea anemones.

Archmage, let me solve the problem using two of your statements on this thread: