Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "O-ring"!

Counterpoint: Rick Perry is in charge of maintaining the US nuclear arsenal, which is still run off floppy disks.

Who's for a round of Eschaton?

I suffered from terrible candy-ass when I was a kid. Dogs used to constantly follow me around town, and every time I sat down my short pants would stick to the backs of my legs. Sammy Davis Jr. used to try to make me take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew. I was all like "no Sammy Davis Jr., I can't do that" and he…

No-n-n-no-no no that- that never happened.

True dat

Most of these multinational corporations are owned and operated by Americans, though.

I thought I smelled bad on the outside!

I'm glad they're making The Exorcist into a TV show, that'll answer all those unanswered questions nobody gave a fuck about asking because the original movie was good enough.

That ANIMAL told me I LACK PERSPECTIVE

Don't talk to me about perspective you MONSTROUS FUCK

Which parts of the world in which the US is active would otherwise be a control vacuum?

"No-one else seems to want to"?

The Mayans are an example of an empire who’ve done an amazing job and are getting recognized more and more, I notice.

Love that 'Frankie Carbone from Goodfellas' look Shia's rocking these days

Unsafe at any Miss Teen USA Pageant

What the fuck is going on with Trump's pinky finger? I thought his thumb was on the wrong side for a second. Is part of his hand actually shrinking?

That guy hates this shit.

The more I think about that comparison, the more apt it seems.

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Give the dog a bone