Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

I don’t really have skin in the autoplay video game - I keep the media volume permanently on mute on my phone because I know there’s shit out there trying to catch me out no matter which site I’m on (even the non-porn ones). But seriously, I’ve seen sooo many complaints about it. Please can you sort it out before more…

Are you f***ing kidding me?

I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm nearly certain that's a bear.

Obviously Altuve will dominate headlines, but how about the defense from the Astros fielders?! This Michael Brantley double play is just absurd:

At work we just opened up the fund for breast cancer early detection, and we’ve already helped one person get a biopsy they need. 

Lyrics by British bands that did not translate to my American mind until much later:

The lack of media hype around this truly vital band is criminal. 

Fellow labral tear-survivor here. I got mine playing college volleyball, but my trainers at the time said it was just a sprain. I could feel the humerus pop in and out of the socket, but whatever. So I basically played the rest of the season in constant pain and with regular subluxations where the joint would…

The movie came out in 1973, the time in which spoilers matter is debatable but definitely less that 46 fucking years.

Rosebud is a sled.

And what fine automobile do you drive? Love the mouth breathers on here that rip on people’s vehicle choices. You people are worse than music snobs.

BREAKING: Connor Friedland Cut After Tweets Surface

You can’t spell “Deadspin” without “pedant”.

Goalie bit at that deke like it was a ham sandwich. 

I always liked this number in the dunk contest

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

lol I thought jaguars fans only existed on tv

I find it crazy that people will splurge for the bidet but not get the one with a lovely drier attachment on it. Clean as a whistle and nice dried buns, I swear it’s like the 3 seashells in real life.

I think that’s exactly it. He figured out Gary had lied to him and he was all “take that, fool”.