This is why I come to Deadspin for medical questions.

But, to be fair, he was one of the few bright spots on those wretched teams

Tampa Bay Bucs: What is Football anyways?

The thing about crowning achievements is that some societies are so starved of leadership that they’ll bestow rule with the least forethought. Defeating a backwards rabble of pirates is hardly the foundation of government.

I can see the NY Post headline:

Do the Titans and Jags play an annual Thursday night game? I’m still recovering from this visual assault:

Look at fancy city boy here with his sky rises and “balconies”. Back in my day we were lucky to have a porch on the first floor. My pappy’s porch was in the basement, and we were happy to have it.

I’m a better football mind.

Sigh.  M. Night Shyamalan is such a hack.  

Short attention span? That’s easy - a horse and buggy.

Skinny.  Mothafuckin.  PETE.

Those are one of my favorite SUVs of all time on looks alone. 

Drew Brees is a big fan of two point conversion therapy.

I just picked up a nice WD21 this weekend for $1700, or 3.8% of the current 4WD model’s MSRP. The 2020 model isn’t 26 times better, in fact my wheels are 26 times better than the entire 2020 model. Change my mind

And, sure, it’s pretty. But is it $30,000 pretty?

There is a show on AXS (I think?) called Nothing but Trailers that they wedge in whenever they run out of Japanese wrestling and Sammy Hagar concerts. I only know this because it’s one channel down from ESPN on my guide.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

An antimatter warhead would be the most expensive boom ever. It would take decades of using the world’s best particle accelerators (like all the particle accelerators) to gather a few grams of antiprotons and positrons (anti-hydrogen) and storing it would require a city-sized power grid with multiple redundant…

Link please.  :-)

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