For us old folks out there, it’s really hard to describe what it was like when the Cars first album came out and how every song just took over the radio. Not to mention malls and dances and parties. There’s not many albums, especially debut albums, that just exploded like that. Those songs still sound really good now…

Has the nickname “Good grief” Moncrief been used yet?

Was this a "I get these people confused with one another" episode?

I’m only opposed to this because you and I both know if the NFL did this IG-88 or Bossk would be hired as bounty hunter “experts” and would become the new Mike Pereira in the booth.

If this is true I’ll switch from my current tactic of signing up my enemies to interspecies erotica mailing lists using their work emails. By enemies I mean everyone who drops their business card into the “win a free sandwich” jar at Quizno’s.

We banned Lawn Darts and Clackers because a few kids got hurt. We have to take our shoes off before we can get on a plane because ONE person had a malfunctioning shoe-bomb. We’re going to ban vaping because 6 people died.  But God forbid we do anything about our precious guns

Leave it to NBC to ruin something that was already perfect.

In 2008 I test drove a Nissan Altima Hybrid at my local Nissan dealer. It was an awful green with light beige interior that I didn’t like. I said I was interested after the test drive, but didn’t like the color combo they had on the lot. The salesman (which I found out had a bad reputation) told me I needed to be…

Everyone has their “story,” but whatever. Here:

Can we talk about how the MNF crew tried to frame Vontaze Burfict as a peacemaker?
Like I’m sure Antonio Brown wants to get lectured by the dude who spent the last half decade trying to paralyze him.

Why Earth are you on deadspin then?

I can’t believe that flew right over my head...

He/she is probably referring to Hikikomori, “acute social withdrawal”:

It’s been over four years since I’ve read it, so I had to recheck my Goodreads review for what I thought of it, but I described it as, “a constant downward slope.”

Marie Osmond??

I’ve always loved Rafa but was very impressed with Medvedev. Though he looked like he was going to pass out any minute, he just plowed through. It’s always a nice surprise when you think the match will be quick and straightforward, and then you get an epic full of lengthy rally’s. 

“When would you ever use your AWD in a car smaller than a Miata?”, they asked.

Dump-Truckin’; hear me out... 

Stig in a Blanket.

If you like guns and like to hunt and occasionally go to the range, knock yourself out.