Of all of Stephen Kings bad endings, It has the worst ending.

I’ll take 2 Mark Jackson’s - 1 for basketball and 1 for hockey - if someone will just take Pierre McGuire off media completely.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

I wish Barbashev would have given Marchand a good ole juicy lick while going through the handshake line.  That would have been priceless

Bluejackets fan and I was glad to see not only a first time SC winner but anyone but fucking Boston and that loser douche machine Marchand.

That is funny. My wife, who never drank, sat up in her bed and demanded some wine a few days before she passed. We asked her 3 times to confirm she wanted wine. She insisted. So I grabbed the only bottle of wine in the house, opened it and poured her a glass. If she wanted some damn wine, I was going to give it to…

Thanks.  Been rough but it was a long time coming.  There is comfort knowing she’s at peace and doesn’t need to “put on a brave face” anymore.

Asia was extremely influential. They were the second most influential band named after a continent in the history of music. Do not slander them.

I was recently looking for the definition of “Badass”.  I’m glad to have found it here.

Yeah, a coach calling a time out when his own dude goes on a 10-0 run late in a championship game is really one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Who gives a fuck if you lose that time out? If you win the game, you don't have to worry about timeouts for 5 fucking months.

Universal then went on to add that the New York Times did not see radioactive graphite on the ground, because the studio’s reactor most certainly did not explode.

“It’s as if nobody is allowed to enjoy this championship, neither the heroic nor the smug.”

This is so fucking true. I’m not sure I’ve ever enjoyed watching a 1 point, down-to-the buzzer, game for a major title less than I enjoyed watching the game last night.

The camera work and production seemed terrible, the…

Has that ever stopped any of us before on kinja?

I’d say he should just cover Achilles’ Last Stand, but Durant has already been laid low, it would be a shame to ruin Led Zeppelin’s legacy too.

It sure as shit sounded like they were cheering.

I’m an Eagles fan, I still have to hear Troy Aikman talking about how we once booed Santa Clause 60 years ago. I’ve never seen a player injury cheered so lustily as Durant’s got cheered. Giving Toronto fans a pass for this is inexcusable.

Jon-a-than. Jon-a-than. Jon-a-than.

Please tell me you wrote this while dressed in a barbershop quartet outfit.

Hey Drew, as an ENT, I think you may want to consider a Baha implant for your single sided deafness. It really helps for the situations where you can’t hear people talking to you from your deaf right side. For instance, if you were driving and your wife was in the passenger seat. We implant a post that’s kind of like…