No, really, I love living in a Mira Grant novel

This is going to keep happening until some of these fucks go to jail for manslaughter.

Seriously, what is wrong with these people? The video is legitimately just three people talking at a basketball game. INVADING HER SPACE OMG. Get the fuck outta here.

Tennis is the shit, man.

Seeing parents supporting and accepting their LGBT kids is beautiful. Just yesterday while on the phone with my mom, she was chatting with me about the deaths in the trans community and then was telling me all about how nbc has an LGBT news section. I got off the phone and cried. She has no idea how much such a small…

Yeah, a few people just ran into a buzzsaw and in an alternate timeline, would've ripped a long run of their own

Exactly. They don’t care about spoilers cuz they put it right in the headline? Seems like the author just wanted clicks and replies. Ridiculous

Clicked this thinking it would be a breakdown of a strategy to beat him, not literal. For all those bemoaning others for complaining about spoilers when they didn’t get around to watching the episode: IT HASN’T AIRED YET FOR MOST OF THE COUNTRY

If you haven’t been watching until this point, seems odd to think that you’re somehow the target audience here.

Damn, digging in our heels in on the “Fuck Spoiler Culture” thing, huh?

Im the only person in the world who never had a single problem with iTunes, apparently.

You roll to me.

At one of my previous jobs we would strap one of those walmart knock off, terrible smelling aerosol perfumes under the seat just high enough that the weight of a person sitting in the chair would trigger the spray. When they sit they get gassed out of their office or cubicle or, for maximum revenge, you aim it at…

Well, I call it The Good Chair, but I don’t publicize its awesomeness so I don’t think others call it that. I want to keep that shit under wraps. If people find out my chair is mechanically superior, they’ll want it.

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

So, Lamar Odom. Okay. Don’t really know a thing about the man, but about how many people can it be said, “Had to be airlifted after being found face-down at the end of a four-day brothel-bender, but- he was just too damn big for the helicopter, so they had to send him in an ambulance instead.” (https://www.tmz.com/2015…

That Spock-Yoda mashup is unadulterated nightmare fuel.

Many people aren’t aware that Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo. 

The closest I’ve ever come to experiencing war was when I was hiking with my great uncle in Carmel, Ca. I was a bit a head when I noticed he had stopped frozen and was now several strides back. He began breathing very heavily and sat on the ground looking down a creek at the bottom of the hill. When I got to him he…