That time i got 2 Twix in the vending machine..

It would have been fine. Even if it stayed in there and was absorbed by your eye, you’re already biologically 40% Jeep by this point I imagine. Your body would have just accepted it and moved back on to increasing the size of the Cherokee-shaped growth on your brainstem.

I hate myself for siding with a sports agent, but holy shit, that response.

...And meanwhile, I’m stuck in the grays. Fuck you Kinja.

What the actual fuck is wrong with Dave Gettleman. He’s single handedly setting the Giants back years with his inability to adapt to the changing game.

It definitely serves to give this Giants fan a heart attack, that’s what it does.

How times change- 10 years ago, Koy Signals just meant the Eagles still hadn’t found a decent backup QB.

Never drove a Caliber but I did test drive a Compass. That was the worst shitcan I’ve ever taken out. It felt like it was broken and it had 15ish miles on it. And my god that interior... It was already rattling. The salesman asked me what I thought afterwards and I told him I’d rather take a bus then get back in that…

Of the four people in the photo, two aren’t wearing blackface. So I really only blame the two people in masks and the photographer who presumably also came up with the caption. I am worried the UT Code of Conduct only allows for punishment if all the involved parties are punished.

There’s a pretty short list of pro athletes who really deserve to be looked at as real heroes in the world of organized labour. To my mind Lindsay is right up there with Curt Flood on that list.

“As some of you already know, I am a committed follower of The Hamburgler,” Squib308 says in an announcement. “As such, I endeavor every day to do exactly what McDonalds puts forward as its overarching corporate value: to glorify Hamburgers by being a faithful steward of all the meat that is entrusted to me and to…

Wait, they’re going to have an X & Y? That’s a cold play, Elon. 

should not be allowed whatsoever

Because he's Mister Try Hard, spending an inordinate amount of time every single day trying to be clever in the comments.  Almost everything he writes is so obviously contrived, I honestly don't understand why people like any of his comments. 

I’m very much looking forward to a sequel, but it’ll be hard to enjoy it as much as the first without Master Sergeant Farell.

This is my new stop and watch movie every time I see it on TNT/TBS on the weekends. I don’t think I have watched the entire film all the way through in one sitting but I have seen the entire movie in bits and pieces.

Okay I see the problem. That porta-potty you stepped into was actually a dimensional shifting device. You are in a parallel universe. A lot is different here. Many of us have beards, it may in fact be the darkest time line. As far as Depp goes he is an okay actor who has done some good stuff and a lot of bad…