Have you ever read David Tracy’s articles?

Freshwater Godzilla sounds like a GREAT debut album for a metal band.

Translation:

I will never pass up the opportunity to say that Gary Thorne should still be calling all NHL games.

Also, maybe he noticed that nearly half of all NFL cities are currently being hit with negative degree weather, and it was 74 in Phoenix yesterday.

“Acted” as a coach may be the only legit thing you typed.

Wow, he’s not just annoying AF, he’s actually a dick. How sad for her to have him ruin such a great opportunity. 

I am embarassed by this oversight. 

Captain Munnerlyn?

His own teammate Larry Fitzgerald makes the HOF of great players that played with bad teams their whole career. 

Frosted Quakes?!

I think I just discovered that I only read Deadspin in the hopes that I’ll see a Kluwe comment. Thanks, man.

I missed these tweets...

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

DREW’S BACK AND WE’RE ALL FRIGID MINNESOTA SNOWBOYS ON THIS BLESSED DAY

Sounds to me like the “accident” took Drew’s man card . . . amirite!

Hell has truly frozen over, folks. Dead Drew is now ranting about BIG COLD.

WELCOME BACK DREW
WE MISSED THE SHIT OUTTA YOU
HERE’S A QUICK RHYME
SORRY IT’S NOT A HAIKU

Classic self burn.