After so many years, the entire NHL appears to have finally listened to that guy five rows behind you who spends the whole power play yelling “SHOOT IT! SHOOT THE PUCK!” no matter what’s happening on the ice.

I wouldn’t bet a top prospect on it, though.

No one in the history of tennis is beating Novak on Sunday.

Ehhhhhhh I don’t think that’s really fair. I think she’s a 21 year old still navigating the differences between performing on a tennis court where she’s in her most comfortable and natural state, and being placed in front of a sea of reporters who she actually has to have face-to-face interaction with.

Am I the only one that appreciates a top women’s tennis player who doesn’t painfully shriek out a grunt on every racquet strike?

7 on 7 or 9 on 9 flag football is the way to go. No helmets, because that will get players free publicity, which is good for them. Any players can play any position for the sake of having a good time. Less like regular football, more a celebration of the players themselves. Just make it a bunch of football greats…

I feel like the best course of action would have been to get the damn knives and then a few months later at a dinner party, offer to help in the kitchen and when you see her using the knife set, get all huffy and say rather pointedly “Why are you using the baby’s knives?”

If you see her at the next family funeral you should say, “when’s it going to be your turn?”  

Am I alone in thinking the Saturn Sky wore it better?

Alright, alright, I’ll look it up myself. Dude was the assistant GM of the Senators for two years—one of which was the lockout year in which no hockey was played—before taking the job as GM of the Bruins, which led to him being GM of the Oilers. His Wikipedia page says he was with the Senators in some unspecified…

I said it before and I will say it one final time: You trade Taylor Hall, you deserve what happens to you.

The Anti-Rex Ryan

Yeah that’s a wrong-foot. I just needed to take a breather from the word “foot” for a bit.

One kind of underrated aspect of the Hall for Larsson trade is the Devils and Oilers were seemingly inevitable trade partners for YEARS prior to this, i think literally every oilers forward besides Taylor Hall was rumored to be going to NJ at some point because the assumption was no GM would be stupid enough to move…

Ford just needs to release the all new Ford Blockchain, a 4-row SUV with a triple-turbocharged V-10 and 53 cupholders. Wall Street will do backflips.

Mike Millbury is going to beat you with a shoe if he finds out you’re tarnishing his, uh, impressive record as a GM

I’d call that a blunder.

So should Google start blocking search results that mention criminals or other problematic people? Spotify ain’t the goddamn police. It is a media consumption platform, just like Jezebel, which by the way is the only place I have ever heard mention the 69xxx dude.

So would Aikman.  Hell, so would White for that matter.  Fuckin’ Romo, please.