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Scara-Moochi Did The Fandango
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He did say his vocabulary is bigly.

New York Times Best Seller, Period.

“I mean I feel like we’re not racist,”

I would say the South is more open about their racism. Where as the other parts of the country are more of the closeted racism.

As awesome as this is I have a feeling that the Repbulican Party knew this was coming a long time ago and they just tolerated his behavior to use as a smoke screen for the shit they’ve been pulling in the House and Senate. Like repealing Obama Care and the recently passed “Tax Reform Bill” which has some Health Care

Are the Republicans cramming this bill through becuase when shit hits the fan with that Russia thing they will be all out of a job? Also, with the upcoming mid-term if the Democrats regain control of the House and Senate can they repeal this bill?

Oh you magnificent bastard, have a star.

That and the “oh, that’s the reason we fired him becuase he ‘lied’ to us and he’s getting charged for that exact reason so no news here”

Matthew 5:39 (RMV) says “If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them and shoot them in the god-dam face”

Roy Moore would disagree

What’s funny is that that’s what the Republicans was hoping for, but someone forgot to take his phone away and replace it with fisher price phone.

This means we should be getting a Twitter tantrum anytime now...

Obamacare = Disaster
Kneeling during Anthem = Disrepectful Sons of Bitches
News (Other than Fox News) = Fake News
Hillary = Uranium One
Roy Moore the Pedophile = Stand-up Great Christian Guy.

I once heard a saying “Put Brain in Gear Before Opening Mouth” this could apply to social media “Put Brain in Gear Before Hitting Send”. Sadly majority of people out there think their brain is in gear when it’s actually in reverse.

They were really good, classic Chappelle stand up. That man is a great story teller

I can never seem to win at this game.

I visited Raleigh, North Carolina early August and having lived in Los Angeles my whole life I can honestly say that Los Angeles has trees and Raleigh has TREES TREES. And the drive to Raleigh to Cape Hatteras WOW.

I feel like a movie about using someones face to open up an iPhone that can launch nuclear missiles should be made, maybe staring Nicolas Cage.