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I wonder if Hannity would have any problem with his daughter (in 9th grade BTW) to have a consensual relationship with a 30 year old.

“Returns on a new Night, Friday night death slot”

The Shanxi Brave Dragons is excited to announce LiAngelo Ball has signed a 40 year exclusive contract with the team.

At this rate I’m bracing for the Tom Hanks, Conan O’Brien, Stephen Colbert & Jon Stewart scandals.

False Dilemma: if a proposed idea will not result in perfect results, it should not be attempted.

Example: Gun regulations are pointless because they will only affect law-abiding citizens because criminals don’t follow laws, so additional regulations won’t have any effect, so we shouldn’t bother.

Does this mean we can talk about gun regulations regarding the Las Vegas shooting?

Cheeto-in Chief to his staff: “Fire Muller and hire the Equifax investigators to investigate if we colluded with Russia”

“Haha you know what guys I did talk to George regarding Russia, I thought I heard you guys say Prussia.” - Jeff Sessions

Unless that white man was shouting ‘Allah Akbar’ when he shot those people he’s not picking up his phone to tweet about it. Even if he was ‘mentally disturbed’ at best.

Apology accepted. I don’t blame you now-a-days it’s really hard to believe what comes out of people’s mouth and they really actually believe that -ish.

That’s what the /s stands for 

How dare you! The investigation of the motive of the Las Vegas shooter is still on going and it’s incredibly unprofessional for law enforcement and quite frankly dangerous to jump to any conclusion. /s

Voltron is done/owned by Dreamworks and Netflix has exclusive rights to air or stream.

That Guy is my Hero.

Sadly this is too true. I’m not looking forward two administration from now. The next administration will be a “back to normal politics” but the one after that.... ‘ugh’

Good luck with that. Nothing more treasonous to those idots than kneeling while black during the anthem.

‘Murica where owning guns is your god given right and health care is a privilege

Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish