Border Agent: Are you U.S. Citizen?

I wouldn’t play him until the playoffs, he should be good for about 10-12 games before having another season ending injury.

Lightning Round! Fill in the blank

Law Enforcement nowadays are gangs with uniforms

Police response will be the officer was scared for his life. #scaredformylife

Harden, Paul and Anthony playing together? That’s a guaranteed championship in the Big 3

Yoink! Finally got one! Thanks for the heads up Shep!

Yoink! Finally got one! Thanks for the heads up Shep!

But how are my friends going to know that I’m #blessed #livingthelife. /s

Their training doesn’t match what’s out n the real world. I bet you their training goes something like this

Failing upwards, must be nice to be white.

Fingers crossed the mini SNES would knock the price down, I doubt it though.

Fingers crossed price on mini NES on eBay drops because of this

The President of Banks said they have no plan on changing ATMs because of fee’s and overdraft charges, that’s how our customers should feel.

Welp there goes the NRA’s good guy with a gun* argument, they should be amending that soon to...

Half Filipino (Father) Half Italian (Mother)

Production resumes handing out liquor, getting people drunk and in compromising positions.

If your job continually has you “scared for your life” then maybe you should find another carrer. I’ve never heard a firefighter say “I’m scared that I might get burned”

Maybe unit encompasses different types, makes, body style of vehicles. So instead of them saying we sold ‘x’ amount of Mustang, ‘x’ amount of F150, ‘x’ amount of this, etc... they just get the total sum of cars and trucks sold and say “we sold ‘x’ units this month blah, blah, blah”

First thing that always to pops in my head when there’s a police shooting.