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If Dusty Baker would embrace lineup construction principles from the last 30 years, he might be able to protect one of the league’s brightest young start. Instead, he puts .272 obp guy in the leadoff spot while Revere is out. He puts cub killer Daniel Murphy too low in the lineup to assist Harper. His lineups were ass.

Kerry’s brother Donny was my counselor at summer camp. He has diabetes and once lit his fart on fire in front of the entire camp. Good guy. That’s all I have to add to this conversation.

I don’t care that an off-the-end-of-the-bat infield single technically prevented this game from also being a no-hitter; it’s the most dominant single game pitching performance of all time. Also to keep in mind: the Astros won 102 games that year and had the 3rd most efficient offense in the entire league.

The Podcast is the most pretentious instrument.

I can think of a more compelling emotional wound that could carry the story and it involves Delonte West.

That is how my bracket played out except for replacing Florida for the Islanders.

The equivalent was being held in Matt Harvey’s bladder

As a Bears fan, I was too wound up to fully appreciate this when it happened.

Once again, a couple bad apples are Holocousting the Cardinals their reputation... Anne Frankly, I don’t think that’s Reich...

Doing It The Reich Way

There’s always next game!

I guarantee it’s worse than Lackey’s welcome back, for reasons completely unrelated to race. #LackLivesMatter

First guy that tries that in an MLB game is gonna take a breaking ball right to the dick.

The West has most of the best teams this year for the last 8 or 10 years.

Best Post on Deadspin

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

Does St. Louis rank as high as it does because of its BBQ? Because I can’t think of any other reason for it to rank higher than Buffalo.

If I catch a bat, am I expected to give it to a kid now? I put my life on the line, all that kid did was cry and piss himself.

In a brawl full of professional athletes, Bo Jackson still looks like the scariest mother fucker on the planet.