The G Spot, where Guaranteed Rate and the Chicago White Sox are both determined to lower your interest.

Give them a break, they’ve been deprived of getting into fistfights at meaningless football games for 20 years.

Dead Adolpho:

it’s .22LR, walk it off.

Dizzy bat before the archery and trapshooting events.

Jack Donaghy agrees

and Andrew Shaw, most recently seen calling a ref a “fucking faggot”

Part of this signing for the Bulls is that they are hoping Wade will erase some of the stigma that surrounded Chicago among free agents. I dont think it’s any secret the Bulls have not been able to lure big time free agents for quite a while and it likely has a lot to do with former players spreading the word about…

Calices de Crisse de tabarnak de ciboire de testament!

Las Vegas Flush, The Las Vegas Flop, the coolers, the ATM surcharges, Deuces

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.

The Packers’ epic choke against Seattle a couple years ago

and it hasn’t even kicked in yet. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

yeah can’t wait for Q to decide that he simply isn’t going to play whoever these draft picks turn out to be.

Happy trails, Tonto Toblerone

If he stayed on the hawks he was probably destined for the expansion draft anyway. I think the hawks have concluded that their window is open for one more year, at most. So losing a developing center who doesn’t get to play center was a price they were willing to pay for some salary cap relief.

They keep Toews, Kane, Hossa, Kruger, Anisimov, Panarin, and probably shaw. Keith Seabrook (his deal is going to look terrible in a hurry, but if he has a NMC they’d never ask him to waive it, and if they dangle him out there and he doesn’t get taken it wouldn’t be pretty) and Hammer. and then Crawford (though there…

I’d be sending gift baskets of gourmet hot dogs to all the Toronto beat writers. If there’s such a thing as a magnanimous fuck-you, I think that might be it.

It amazes me that Roman Polak is still skating around 15 minutes a game. He is a black hole of suck. His zone starts are about as sheltered as you can get and seemingly every one of his shifts is still a disaster. I don’t know what DeBoer is holding back for, If Burns, Martin, Vlasic and Braun have to skate half the…

yeah Bobby Hull was lucky to have his domestic violence run-ins safely within the era where hardly anyone found out, and even if they did, they didn’t much care.