That is how my bracket played out except for replacing Florida for the Islanders.

The equivalent was being held in Matt Harvey’s bladder

As a Bears fan, I was too wound up to fully appreciate this when it happened.

Once again, a couple bad apples are Holocousting the Cardinals their reputation... Anne Frankly, I don’t think that’s Reich...

Doing It The Reich Way

There’s always next game!

I guarantee it’s worse than Lackey’s welcome back, for reasons completely unrelated to race. #LackLivesMatter

First guy that tries that in an MLB game is gonna take a breaking ball right to the dick.

The West has most of the best teams this year for the last 8 or 10 years.

Best Post on Deadspin

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

Does St. Louis rank as high as it does because of its BBQ? Because I can’t think of any other reason for it to rank higher than Buffalo.

If I catch a bat, am I expected to give it to a kid now? I put my life on the line, all that kid did was cry and piss himself.

“Let’s post a podcast at 5:30pm.”

You can’t go 0-162 if you don’t lose your first 3.

I hope they go 0-15 and then get swept by the Padres. And then keep losing.

I’m just glad Tony LaRussa’s not alive to see this.

Man, I can’t remember who it was, but when he was briefly a Detroit Tiger, he laid a very similar beatdown on someone. He was easily the fan favorite the rest of the season. Well, except for Brandon Inge. White people LOVE them some Brandon Inge. He’s like budget David Eckstein... which doesn’t seem like it could be a…

Kyle Farnsworth is a savage animal. You will notice that fight happened nowhere near the pitching mound. Farnsworth will come to you to deliver your ass beating.

In a brawl full of professional athletes, Bo Jackson still looks like the scariest mother fucker on the planet.