How did he think this was going to go down... like really?

My loins remains unfrothed from this.

Ah... Langley. That’s like a normal Wednesday there.

Eeehh... i dunno. Used to be a lot of CS in the 1.5 days and dedicated/private servers didn’t really help with the toxicity issues.

Aren’t they called “squeakers”?

Wife completely lost it watching this.

So basically his life is a nicer version of Blizzard’s forums.

I own a SaaS company and I can tell you that for every person that hates the auto-reply/solutions, there are 10 that actually get their problems solved. We did an audit last month and 44% of our support tickets are people who don’t know how to register for an account (we have register buttons literally everywhere on…

NEEEEEEERRRDS... You make me so proud. I’m stealing this idea for next bachelor party.

They are also known for losing in similarly stupid fashion in Dota 2.

Longest AV I’ve ever done was 3 days... literally went to sleep, came back on and it was still running... everything that could get summoned was summoned...

Wow. Anybody knows what software he used to generate these?

Ok the 90s modem one was pure genius.

You cheeky little bugger you... star fo you.

Hehe... Yeah I had the “We’re not racist... but...” conversation when I was seeing a West Indian girl for a while.

Heh, my parents (I’m also Chinese) said about the same thing but more in the line of good grades -> good job -> buy house -> get girl (because of previous points) -> have babies.

They gave up after I started undergrad and discovered my inner man-whore tendencies. Their priorities then changed to “please don’t knock…

eeeeeeh... i’ll be honest I thought that was a cosplay of Viserys Targaryen until I actually read the article.

The “Trust me, it was the only way” line also kinda reinforces that theory.

Goddamnit I could have gone on fine with my day without knowing what a cybergoth was...

Really need more people like Geguri in e-sports... or hell gaming in general. The level of toxicity in anything multiplayer is simply nuts today.