Hehe... i had a group of friends who used to D&D every week and the DM was one of those rigid, take everything seriously type. One day the rest of the group decide to just mess with him and go completely buck wild during the run. Irritated him to no tomorrow. All came to a close when, after killing a dragon, instead…

Here’s hoping Mike a fast recovery!

*trying to slap down his confused boner with a phonebook*

False alarm! false alarm damnit!

there’s really no force on this earth more determined than a dude with a boner, a mission, and no social skills. They’re like priapetic Terminators.

When I was 21 I had a fling with a lady in her mid/late-30s (i think...she never told me her age). Awesome times with her. I really don’t see why people would find it weird.

Well obviously death threats and angry tweets, who do you think we are? Well reasoned calm individuals? /s 

Anybody knows when they’ll be releasing this in Canada? Contemplating getting one and the local Aston dealership got none.

Honestly... Only the first half of Evangelion was a Porno. The later half (and the second movie) gave me a very confused boner.

I still remember the tank full of floating Rei clones... it was like... do I wank to it? SHOULD I wank to it? It was all so confusing.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK *runs away crying*

Technically isn’t this a love rectangle since it has Goro involved?

What... I had no idea there was a Dark mode... Wait till the wife finds out.

Green Lantern and Batman? Green Bat? Bat Lantern?

What is this bacon farm you speak of and how many conservatives do i need to force into poverty to make it happen?

Glad to see the Singaporeans are as racist as ever.

Sanchez’s actions goes a bit beyond your standard “herp derp send nudes” dumbasses. While motivated by sexual desires, his methods were manipulative and well thought out. The airplane ticket move was a strong indicator. He knew she couldn’t make it, but bought it anyways and knowingly put her in a situation that made…

Can’t agree with you there. Tons of people don’t know how age of consent works and honestly there are plenty of dumb shits out there that let their dicks do all the thinking. There is a very big difference between a horny 21 year old exchanging nudes and a calculating sexual predator manipulating girls into sending…

Wow. I thought it was just Sanchez being a dumb 21 year old at first. This is straight up predatory shit.

In that case, you are both a scholar and a gentleman.

The fuck do you mean “from a few years ago” you filthy LoL playing casual?

Wait... I thought a double bagger was one bag for her face and one bag for yours in case either bag falls off.

Triple bagger is an extra one for the dog so it can continue respecting you in the morning.