I just spent the weekend with my nine-year-old nephews. (They're twins.) They live with my dad and stepmother, and they are just... the worst. They pouted about everything, were glued to their Nintendos, and would run off into the crowd whenever they felt they could get away with it. I finally told them that they were…

Oh, derp. I wish I would've read the other poster's comment! I just parroted. I hope you find something that suits you!

$109 is what it retails for in the US, too! I know it seems like a lot, but you're paying for a pretty generous warranty - if you buy a Lelo product at their market price, they will replace it for you if it breaks within the year at no cost. Afterwards, if your toy breaks within ten years, it's 50% off of any toy that…

Tracey Cox Supersex Glass Dildo Set!

Do you have a shop where you live? Lelo and Fun Factory are based out of Europe, plus if you buy in-store you get the benefit of the warranty if/when it breaks.

That. Is. Amazing.

Have you ever seen the packaging for the Hitachi Magic Wand? Smiling people in tank tops holding it on their shoulders!

Where's your blog? I'm always on the lookout for new review sites to read. (Can't test 'em all myself...)

Just a head's up - Lelo won't honor warranties if you go through Amazon or Drugstore.

Also, as a note - if you're not really a vibrator person and like to get things done manually, you might be a bit overwhelmed by how powerful the motor is. The highest setting gets 4,000 rhythms per minute.

It's not a bad toy, but some people find it a little awkward. I've gotten a lot of feedback that it can be a bit much, so I usually recommend it to people who have already tried and liked a dual stim.

I work at a sex-positive toy boutique, and my favorite group of customers are folks who are looking for a first vibrator. The sex toy industry can be incredibly shady and is not at all regulated, so there are a lot of opportunists out there looking to make a quick buck by producing things made of shoddy materials that…

Have you ever used a dual stimulator before? (ie rabbit-style?) If you like that, you'd probably be into the We-Vibe 3.

I work for one of those fancy sex positive toy boutiques, and like any other electronic product, there are great expensive toys and crappy cheap ones, and vice versa. Nonetheless, the luxury brands do tend to get it right most of the time, since they use better materials, are more thoroughly tested, and come with…

Cmon, Tracie's much better than this garbage.

Sometimes you don't find out until it's too late :(

"....but previous research on some informal studies indicate that snorting drugs can often lead to fucking all night."

Have you ever read a college newspaper? They all read like that.

So that pretty much leaves out any woman with a decent health insurance plan too, eh? After all, they've got access to therapy. Just exactly how destitute does an abuse victim have to be to be deserving of any sympathy?

It's good that you're able to view your sex life this way, but you also have to accept that not everyone shares your view. For many, many, MANY people, this is a line that's very sensitive to cross, and it's sort of mean to dismiss their feelings as "petty chick stuff." There are literally millions of people out there…