[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Better idea: maybe stop greenlighting Guy Ritchie movies for a little while, and by “a little while” I mean “for the span of his natural life.”

Is she playing a mother in this film too? Why is Jennifer Lawrence always being cast in roles that make way more sense for someone over 30*? She’s 26, shouldn’t she still be playing, like, Single Girl Trying To Find Her Way and Drunken Bachelorette Party Antics type roles?

“She was assigned to a position outside of athletics the next day.”

I know! It’s like straight marriage where the dude isn’t getting enough sex - join the club! Gay marriage where a dude isn’t getting enough sex - get divorced yesterday

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

I’m tired of big-time college sports.

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

This may just be my existential despair talking, but most of the time I feel like nothing she could have done would have made a difference. We still would have ended up with the Cheeto in Chief because everybody is sexist and racist and life is terrible and we’re all going to die. 

Mike Cernovich is a prime example of what happens when a guy who never got laid in high school starts thinking that the problem is the rest of the world, not himself.

Where are all the dudes who have never read the book, or heard about Margaret Atwood before this week, to tell me what to think of the show?

I watched with my husband, and at the end, I asked him what he thought and it did not go well. I can’t remember the exact words—all I remember is static?—but at one point he accused me of trying to “educate him” and said it felt “unrealistic.”

I hope we’ve reached a tipping point with misogynistic, racist behavior with this shitty ass network. I’m probably wrong but it’s nice to dream.

“Diagnosis: Stylish” did make me laugh out loud, so I guess I am part of the problem.

And that’s why I prayed for him.

Best referee crew? That seems like a stretch.