Oh great, we get to rely on Chaffetz - the Shkreli of Congress - to lead the charge to conduct an investigation and potential punishment.

Good job kids. It’s unfortunate that adults are so small minded.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

Don’t you see? It’s that whole white man victim schtick (sp.) that they’re going for.

I think they overlooked some moves...

Oprah really isn’t the person to direct this anger to considering she is one of the most charitable people out there. I understand what you’re saying because the issue of wealth inequality is maddening but Oprah puts in the work and the money to help others.

This is what happens when your only two categories are “violent Islamic extremist terrorist” and “perfectly swell white guy”

He is maybe a little... less smart? I fully believe he was running on the fumes of his own righteous indignation in this case.

See what happens when you don’t vote/submit a “protest” vote?

Third rule in Latino families: leave your wife after she donates her organs to you.

I’d really like if more of the juvenile justice system were things like this. Throwing kids into detention centers rarely makes them into better citizens (surprise surprise); I’d much rather see a focus on service and education that helps tie kids into the community.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—

If you mean “zero impact” on the administration’s policies, sure. If you mean zero impact for American voters, not so much; women of color represent the largest block of fast-food workers, and as much as they’re taken for granted by democrats, they are starving for actual representation- hell yes, this counts.

Way more thought and analysis was put into this letter than was used by the transition team in vetting any of the appointments. It will have zero impact. Sigh. Vomit.

Given the whole anti-intellectual platform, I assumed Trump’s America would have less difficult math. This is like an SAT word problem.

I wrote an algorithm in pseudo code: