I say this as someone who owns nearly every novel King has written and, when considering the entire gigantic body of his work, he’s actually kind of my favourite author.

I think something has been up with her on this press tour. She may be hurt or something? She is always standing and does not sit down in interviews. It isn’t weird or obvious when it’s a bunch of the crew(Pine,Wright,etc) but she was alone on Fallon the other day and they did a 10min interview standing in front of a…

👀

Turns out Halloween Luke was your brother too, tho. That’s pretty funny!

What happened? Life. What a life she has had and continues to have.

She is such a badass. If y’all haven’t watched her comedy special (I think it came out last year or a couple years ago?) I would definitely recommend it. She’s so real.

Of course, to her phone, it just looked like this.

Lincoln never said that - it was Ben Franklin

i’m a big fan. Heard about them a few years back when they introduced runners sporting their fashion line at NY Fashion Week rather than paid models.

Uhh no? Dakota became famous for her Role opposite Sean Penn in 2001's I Am Sam. She became the youngest person to be nominated for a Screen Actors Guild Award as a 7 year old. Then she starred opposite many great actors and proved that even as a kid she had good chops. Rogert Ebert called her a pro at 10 years old.

Ma…

Awful TV? As a TV producer myself, I can say with 100% certainty, that you haven’t watched enough television. Perhaps you are prone to exaggeration, but the current TV landscape is so filled with such nigh-unwatchable crap that even the worst of the recent X-Files eps are a true gem by comparison.

Her last album? Honey, I hope you’ve been listening to Tidal (the great Fiona Apple album, not the shitty music app).

I would totally vote for him. South side, baby.

Also...that’s the longest I’ve ever chosen to listen to the guy speak. ...He’s not exactly wrong about anything much... Hmm. 2020, eh?

Gotta say it was really amusing to see you guys connect on here. Small world.

Jeez, y'all, I had no idea my bitchin' Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper was the product of ACTUAL unicorn tears.

Bright colors, uncontrollable violence, and terrible decision-making ability.