Now he’s written a movie featuring Chloe Grace Moretz as a hero fending off a “leery all-male crew,” as the Hollywood Reporter put it. They do say to write what you know.

“American Ultra”

Between this and making a movie for Woody Allen, Chloe Moretz can fuck right off.

It’s really amazing how much both he and Josh Trank managed to immediately piss away the mountain of goodwill they had after Chronicle.

Hey now; I thought Bright kicked ass.  So did everyone I personally know who's seen it, which is like, three other people.

Putting aside the gross behavior, this guy seems incredibly untalented and, most importantly, unbankable, like a homely, behind the scenes Zac Efron.  Why do these guys get so many opportunities to waste people’s money?

Came here for this, Thanks. You beat me to it....I was not disappointed...LOL

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Ironically, this ghostly shit gives me LIFE.
It’s just so satisfyingly creepy. Thanks Deerpark CBS for your real/fake footage!

I say this as someone who owns nearly every novel King has written and, when considering the entire gigantic body of his work, he’s actually kind of my favourite author.

I think something has been up with her on this press tour. She may be hurt or something? She is always standing and does not sit down in interviews. It isn’t weird or obvious when it’s a bunch of the crew(Pine,Wright,etc) but she was alone on Fallon the other day and they did a 10min interview standing in front of a…

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Turns out Halloween Luke was your brother too, tho. That’s pretty funny!

What happened? Life. What a life she has had and continues to have.

She is such a badass. If y’all haven’t watched her comedy special (I think it came out last year or a couple years ago?) I would definitely recommend it. She’s so real.

Of course, to her phone, it just looked like this.

Gotta say it was really amusing to see you guys connect on here. Small world.

Jeez, y'all, I had no idea my bitchin' Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper was the product of ACTUAL unicorn tears.

Bright colors, uncontrollable violence, and terrible decision-making ability.