Thats why I moved to a bit of a crappy neighborhood. I can walk across the street to my dealership. Unfortunately, I have no excuses for not getting to work now. :-)

I'll be ready at 6!

I think it's for the people who do end up in those ditches...or any other medical emergency. I dunno. I'm lucky enough to live within walking distance to my local store. :-)

I'm giving you a star for using the word...buggering. :-)

I think it has something to do with Snow Emergencies. Here in Ohio, if the declare a Level 1...you can be arrested for being out unless you're someone like a doctor, nurse or some other first responder. These people going to work is okay. Someone like me who works at a car dealership...not so much.

I was going to post something similar. I'm in Columbus Ohio and you wouldn't believe the idiots out on the roads when we need the streets clear so the damn plows and salt trucks can...yunno...do their jobs!

It looks like it's made of Lego. :-)

No problemo! I still get customers in here all the time who will just flat out tell me at the end of a deal that they were mentally preparing for warfare, but were surprised that it was so painless. There still is that "used car salesperson" stereotype out there, and Lord knows we have tons of shitty lots here in…

Sorry fella, that's my plan A. I figure if it would piss me off...I'm not doing it to a customer. That's why Byers has been in business for over 105 years now here in Columbus. :-)

Um, I'd rather a happy customer who will come back for service or when the other half needs a car too. Or a buddy or a family member.

Makes me want to go curl up in my bed with my big purple fluffy blanket with a cup of tea and my fluffy cats.

You buy a new Volvo and they'll fly you there for a week to pick up your new car. Then fly you back. :-)

We've sold about 6 or 7 here now at my dealership. You can order as many as you want, AFAIK...

I see these all the time in Columbus.

Haha, I was going to ask.."Why doesn't he have a helmet on!?" But then you said it wasn't in the hot area. :-)

Carfax says it's a Michigan, Ohio New Jersey and Pennsylvania car? So, either garaged all the time or there's hidden rust.

But...why not brown? ;)

At least her picture is there for others to now know which diner to avoid. Let's see how much 'service' she gets the next time she goes there. And we all know she will. :-)

That dude is so insane...I love him. And his hair. :-)

If that was me...I'd still be poo-ing myself.