Translation: Someone in power got stopped by the police for something stupid and lost a cherished toy in the process.

"So Bob, what car did you get this weekend?"

Oh, I have no sympathy either. I never got ANY from my deadbeat ex for my 2 kids.

I can see how those situation would and do happen. But it's one thing to not know..and another to flipping embrace it.

That's actually a very good question, I just wish I had an answer.....

Yep. "Behind on child support? Well then, let's make you lose your job so you can't pay ANY bills then!"

Or is it just fantasy??

Star given for the Autobot.

How often are you at the gas pumps?

At least this trucker was driving slow enough to stop when he needed to. Although his wipers seem to be terrible.....

"Get the fucking owner and the manager on the phone, I want that motherfucker's job."

As someone who used to deliver for Dominoes back in the day....I love you man!

No Volvo??

Sharknado: Part III

Fishes? Really??

Exactly! And it's too late to edit it, so now everyone will think I drive slower than James May.

Starred just for the Dalek....

I'll look into those. I'm willing to give any brand a shot. :-)

I think that people should be taught that if your car is *"Unexpectedly accelerating" and the brakes aren't 'working'...take your feet off of ALL the pedals. More than likely they have their foot on the accelerator and NOT the brakes.

Best gas mileage ever!