And deez colurs dunt run...

holy shit it took me like 20 minutes to realize they were trying to change the acronym I thought they were just holding a v uninventive sign

“Check out my binders, bro.”

tbh this is one of the most interesting seasons so far, by which I mean its a total shitshow and a hot mess. Kaitlyn made things very complicated for herself. It’s not like SEX IS BAD but everyone knows the unspoken rule of Bachelor is No Boning Before Fantasy Suites!

There are still a bunch of dudes there, even though it’s down to 5, where I’m like “who are you even?” But let me break it down for you...

So much respect for Constance Zimmer for playing an unlikeable yet totally sympathetic character who has bought into the system that also used her and sold her out. I love the contradictions and the tension.

Watch - but do so with no intent to actually be entertained. Be sure you have all the red wine at your disposal and you have a full bank of lives to play Candy Crush while it’s on.

And his audience is super annoying. They will applaude anything and everything.

Seriously. The idiocy of a man who rails against people who pick and choose which parts of the Bible they like to then turn around and decide which parts of (pretty damn well verified) science he likes makes my blood boil.

I feel like as a liberal, I’m supposed to like Bill Maher, and I just don’t. He has some opinions that I agree with, and he says some funny things sometimes, but he’s so self-righteous and seems utterly unwilling to listen to anybody besides himself - even other liberals. No thanks.

Bill Maher irritates the fuck out of me. Him being an anti-vaxxer just makes it worse.

I mean she literally made a quarter of a million dollars with her abstinence-only speeches. So yeah, dollar signs seem appropriate. She has a lot of dollars.

It’s sure a good thing she used all those dollar-signs, otherwise she would have said “Assholes”.

Totally agree with everything you said. He’s so smarmy and slimy to me. Always covering his mouth with his hands like some kind of un-cute otter. Plus their PDA made me want to vomit. Biting her lip in a bar during the day while that elderly gent stood nearby? That stuff is reserved for the end of happy hour, not the…

I don’t judge Kaitlyn for having sex on her own show...I judge her for having it with NICK and his smirky disingenuous body language and his dirty cardigans and ill-fitting skinny jeans and hideous checkered blazer. Meanwhile she has a whole line of attractive dudes waiting on her who look like they actually shower…

You are magnificent. Keep writing! I want to read more of your words!

I am the Casey that submitted the story and this just made my day.

nerds over ice cream?

Just FYI on the before pictures - they are RAW image files (large files meant to preserve the maximum amount of visual information possible) which always look greyish and dull before processing. The photographer deliberately lights and shoots in a way that gives the post processor the maximum possible creative leeway…