What’s the source for the 157m? That’s 50% of the US population, and ain’t no way 50% are “pro-life”.

So you’re saying I should watch his standup? I had never heard of him till I watched the first five minutes of the Mulaney pilot and was like “this guy fucking sucks.”

I’m witchu. With the exception of Chappelle and maybe Tosh, the “fake standup toss to clip with audience laffs” is so America’s Funniest Home Videos.

“I find your plate splitting policy to be so offensive.” Can this be a new thing, like the monogrammed thermos?

I needed this today, and you delivered. I love you.

...inspiring to see a band put it’s foot down...

Why'd you use the pic of Mitt explaining gay marriage?

As I read it, it was a coincidence that the bride had made an open invitation; they admitted they just showed up. But you know what I mean, it seems celebs doing this is now a regular thing.

That would be awesome.

Can you please extend this to the celebrity jagoffs who are not Bill Murray who just presume everyone at the wedding at the hotel you happen to be in would LOVE to see t-shirt-clad “WWE superstars” or whatever drop by?

I love you.

How about this reason for not buying Quilted Northern?

Just checking! xo

You forgot the /s.

Isn't that Ralph Lauren and LL Bean?

I'm sorry. I just want to hug you right now.

You get it. I get it. We get it.

Five. Sending you a hug!