Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

I'm confused now. Do people actually LIKE The Notebook, I mean, as a good movie?? I have watched it several times, but mostly only because Rachel McAdams' dresses are adorable, you see lots of shirtless Gos, and the part where they have wall-sex in the new/old house is hawt (or was when I was in college, I'm probably…

I'm not even halfway done but I can tell you right now I've never laughed so hard at a movie review in my life. BLESS YOU, LINDY WEST.

How the hell else were we supposed to do it when we lived with our parents? And don't say "wait until they aren't home". Because sometimes your mum's psych class gets unexpectedly canceled and she comes home with no notice and your boyfriend is naked in the bathroom down the hall and you have to bring him his clothes…

There has to be some sort of 3M product being utilized to stick the flap down over the pubis. It's not like she's going to walk with her legs kicking out the diagonally through the slits. IS SHE?!?!? Because that would actually be WAY more scandalous than the dress.

I'm such a sucker for pictures of parents all tuckered out with their babies. Awwwwww.

Reminds me of Big Boo's (OITNB) insight into the lesbian agenda: they wouldn't kill the men; slaves would be needed!

With an intricate system of ropes and pulleys.

"I don't care what her mother heard on The Today Show. I got nothing here gluten-free. So if she dies from a gluten overdose or whatever, then who am I to stand in the way of fate? " Loved loved LOVED that line!

Re: #5 - I could have sworn Pennsatucky was saying "turtle taint", which i still say is a million times better insult.

FAVORITE QUOTE: Mendoza's reaction to complaints that there are no gluten-free options: "Prison IS gluten! Don't do the crime if you can't eat flour."

So my manager pulled me aside and told me that my head wrap made people from the corporate office uncomfortable. note my wrap looks like this.

I finished Orange is the New Black today. Although technically it was no work on my side, I still feel accomplished.

Oh, she dances.

martinis are like breasts. 1 isn't enough and 3 is too many.

#YESALLSEXBOTS

...exhumed a body from the cemetery, dressed it up like jesus, and propped it up next to my Ex's mailbox with a note that simply read, "i want my Chief's jersey back - you know who this is".

No Huntsman?

If you add Lord Bravery (lord smoked meats and fishes) to that and LAWN GNOMES!