You went full Chandler’s List on this project and I am HERE FOR IT.

HERE. FOR. THIS.

I want to say I had a subscription to “YM” Magazine and they often came with tear-out postcards that I stuck in my locker (and also framed when the Delia’s catalogue was lacking).

Aha! Murderino in the wild!

I’ll put on a pair the day I decide I never want to fuck again.

That cable pick is slop.

As a “stage engineer” I can tell you we’re far from impressed. It looks like slop.

Egh. I work for a company that does lighting, video and special effects. These types of concerts and festivals are one of our largest clients, and therefore my WORKPLACE. I don’t really enjoy this music (especially since most of it seems to just be the same songs over again...how can you claim to love DJ XXX if his…

Of all the things happening above I am the most incensed by the wrinkly-ass backdrop appearing in Kylie’s photoshoot. I am a monster. I will show myself out.

“Irregularities in the pension fund.”
“FATHAAAAAAHHHHH!!!”

OMG VICTORIA MAG...total Victoria household here...my nan still has a few sun-faded copies in the tasteful basket next to her toilet. “Breathtaking Lavender Gardens” can I get an amen!?

My mom still shrieks, “SAVE THE PAPER!” whenever we’re sorting recycling...

I clicked the title of this post just salivating in anticipation of “gender is a construct” and I am so very very satisfied.

Had to double-check this to make sure Kroll Show hadn’t fired back up...

#nutglut

I have no doubt in my mind that my go-to hand move in this case would be clasping the other standee’s hands and gazing deeply into their eyes like a stern but excited Oprah who only wants the best for your life.

Stokeswood IS rad! I saw them play on one of those cruise ship music festivals (I know) and they rocked my world! They are from GA so I will never see them in the Pacific Northwest, so great to hear they are playing some gigs in CA that will hopefully get them some exposure.

Jimmy Pesto Jr. is a Finn and often enjoys “improving” my ice cream with some sort of Black Satan Paste (BSP) that he hides in the freezer and is allegedly flavoured like “licorice.” If it weren’t for the pulla I would have smothered him in his sleep.

I’m also getting a “slowly morphing into the many phases of Jared Leto” vibe.

OK sweet ‘cause I was definitely like, “Ok Cool he got Oberyn Tyrell to be in his video, love his moves.”

...glad you cleared that one up for me.