Only when I can wear my back protector. Which is, coincidentally, also useful in dealing with Republicans.

The ten commandments are pretty silly, redundant and demonstrate a real lack of priorities. It’s almost as if they were invented by people whose knowledge of the universe was far closer to that of cavemen than to our own.

Mrs “bipartisan marketplace of ideas” Pelosi first has to listen to her own better angels. And by better angels I mean her constituents. Those two are only a critical mass of voter apathy away from reverting back to Chamberlain and Daladier.

Predator, Alien, Terminator - can we please lay these tired, old, worn-out franchises to rest? They saw their heyday more than a generation ago, and every new sequel, prequel and reboot falls far short of the old films and offers nothing new that would have justified greenlighting them in the first place.

Sounds like the name you’d give a killer whale.

Tipping is also an integral part of harassment against workers - overwhelmingly women - in the service industry. “I give you free money, so therefore I own a piece of you”. Patrons know they can get away with it, because waitresses need their tips to pay the rent.

It’s also worth mentioning that they have a hard-on for the death penalty, which is inconsistent with their purported pro-life agenda and Christian belief.

The Republican Party is a fascist organization ruled by a Führerkult. It has demonstrated numerous times over the last two years - the last decade, really - that it can’t be trusted to negotiate in good faith and can’t be trusted to uphold any agreements - and that is before we even get into their erratic, unhinged…

If another 9-11 happened today, he’d have carte blanche to do whatever he wanted, just like Hitler after the Reichstag fire.

why are we pretending like the parents are not culpable in this? Yes, the family was brought into custody. But they risked their child’s life knowing full well what awaited them. A journey of the length these children have undergone could level full grown healthy adults.

I’d settle for Trump serving a life sentence in ADX Florence, with a healthy but bland diet - so he gets to live as long as possible, with nothing but his twisted thoughts keeping him company in solitary confinement day after day for many years to come.

considering their view that life only matters in the womb

This film remains eminently quotable.

I believe that willingly and consciously aiding and abetting this traitor for over two years should carry the same sentence: Death.

Maybe Vladimir Putin owns Donald Trump, maybe not. But ask yourself this: Wouldn’t a man who wanted to destroy the United States act exactly like Donald Trump? Everything he does weakens the country and benefits its adversaries. He is dismantling a government that has been working reasonably smoothly for 230 years -…

I can’t think of a single person - including the likes of Assad and Jong-Un - whose death would have such an immediate, positive effect on the world as Donald Trump.

Reminder: Congress controls the purse - not the President.

Hence the old joke “she takes the kids, he takes the dogs and the lawyers take the house”.

I’m sure Kim Jong Un will pay up quickly - after all, he is best buds with his equally trim counterpart in the White House.

Wagner and a slew of other health officials spoke out against the mandatory copays, saying that they will only further discourage those citizens with low or nonexistent incomes from accessing the American healthcare system.