He’s typing that report at a more deliberately careful pace than George R.R. Martin does Winds of Winter.

But it seems such a long time ago...

This man is so blinded by racism and xenophobia that he will never realize that he didn’t give those three limbs for “this nation”, but for some rich white gangsters like Cheney and his Halliburton friends who don’t give a shit about him and his. It is they who are his enemy, not those desperate brown people south of…

The Berlin wall - or, more broadly, the Todesstreifen (death zone) between East and West Germany worked, and the DMZ between North and South Korea continues to work in containing migrants, not because of a solely passive structure like a wall, but because of millions of mines, thousands of automated gun turrets,…

At least the Senate eventually came to its senses with Nero and declared him an enemy of the state. That is as likely to happen with this Senate as God himself climbing down from heaven to smite the President.

In better days, Mitch would be the dreary bureaucrat who ran the box factory, but never more than that - instead of a branch of the United States government.

A Christmas miracle would be the breaking news CNN chyron “President Trump found dead in bed, KFC chicken wing lodged in his trachea”. I would burn down my Christmas tree for it, if there was a God that could thus be moved.

The United States is fortunate to be the biggest bully on the block, a bad bank that is simply too big to fail, because it would take the whole system with it, so everyone is just chugging along, pretending that the emperor is still wearing clothes, hoping that they can just wait out and weather Donald J. Trump and…

The only “Jordan” Trump has ever heard of played for the Chicago Bulls.

He has the memory and skin tone of a deceased goldfish.

The difference between the NBA and the NFL isn’t just the owners, but even more so the fans.

There is no way in hell I would ever hire him, accept him as a client, or do any other kind of business with him.

I’m amazed that this man is only 33.

Agreed. For all the bluster about the nation’s largely romanticized and mythologized origin story, Americans are no revolutionaries at heart.

This man was the primary safeguard between a possible nuclear launch order by President Trump and the men in the silos who will carry out that order.

I wonder if these mistakes are a sign of his declining mental condition, an appeal to his supporters (“see, I’m as stupid as you are”), or a juvenile attempt to troll the opposition.

So they dug up Trump’s cleaning lady last week and the guy who taught him to tweet this week. What will be the major scoop next week? An interview with his butler? His chauffeur? His hairdresser?

Ah, the Adam Sandler syndrome, also known as sunk cost fallacy.

After 30 years of repeatedly being left to die once they’ve served US foreign policy (conducted by both GOP and Democrats), the Kurds probably have gotten used to America betraying them.

I frequently see “they’re” instead of “their”, but “there” might be even worse.