The primary reason why rich people in the US - unlike their counterparts in the more welfare-centered nations in Western and Northern Europe - will relentlessly keep squeezing poor citizens until they’re gaunt like a concentration camp inmate in 1945, is that they’ve never had to contest with a revolution. There is no…

Chuck Schumer is the member of your team who needs to be coerced and cajoled to be of any assistance.

These are some wall lovers who actually do need an education.

Someone forgot to tell that to the Chinese, when they did just that in 476 BC

I haven’t paid to see a Johnny Depp movie since 2003's Pirates of the Carribean. How is this bloated bag of drugs wrapped in fifty smelly scarves even still a thing?

There are always the true believers and the enablers with men like these.

He makes Billy Bob Thornton’s Bad Santa look like a model of virtue in comparison.

It’s tough to be a rich white billionaire who looks and dresses like a rival Russian mob boss from a 90ies Chaz Palminteri movie.

Isn’t it stupendous how a foreign country (one of the three most hostile countries to the US when it comes to espionage, by the way) the size of New Jersey became such an impressive case of the tail wagging the dog?

Theater gets your voters to the polls consistently.

White supremacy is one hell of a drug. You can’t just wean yourself off of it cold turkey when you’re a Republican - if at all.

that officers only recovered a gun after searching Tate’s home

Pretty tough to cast Cassius Clay in 1978, given that this man ceased to exist in 1964.

Racism is one hell of a drug.

You are describing the nine circles of hell for the Fox News viewer:

If I ever interviewed Zinke, I would only really have one question: Were you MacReady, or Childs?

When you are referee to your own election, the results are predictably in your favor.

Well, Zinke was a husky in its previous shape. It knows how to adapt.

Like any good prosecutor, Mueller never asks these witnesses questions when he doesn’t already know the answer. They just can’t help themselves lying and omitting, and he’s factored that into every interview he conducts.

Kellyanne Conway is the Mouth of Sauron - right down to the looks. Too bad there’s no Aragorn around when you need him.