At least the Senate eventually came to its senses with Nero and declared him an enemy of the state. That is as likely to happen with this Senate as God himself climbing down from heaven to smite the President.

In better days, Mitch would be the dreary bureaucrat who ran the box factory, but never more than that - instead of a branch of the United States government.

A Christmas miracle would be the breaking news CNN chyron “President Trump found dead in bed, KFC chicken wing lodged in his trachea”. I would burn down my Christmas tree for it, if there was a God that could thus be moved.

The United States is fortunate to be the biggest bully on the block, a bad bank that is simply too big to fail, because it would take the whole system with it, so everyone is just chugging along, pretending that the emperor is still wearing clothes, hoping that they can just wait out and weather Donald J. Trump and…

The only “Jordan” Trump has ever heard of played for the Chicago Bulls.

He has the memory and skin tone of a deceased goldfish.

The difference between the NBA and the NFL isn’t just the owners, but even more so the fans.

There is no way in hell I would ever hire him, accept him as a client, or do any other kind of business with him.

I’m amazed that this man is only 33.

Agreed. For all the bluster about the nation’s largely romanticized and mythologized origin story, Americans are no revolutionaries at heart.

This man was the primary safeguard between a possible nuclear launch order by President Trump and the men in the silos who will carry out that order.

I wonder if these mistakes are a sign of his declining mental condition, an appeal to his supporters (“see, I’m as stupid as you are”), or a juvenile attempt to troll the opposition.

So they dug up Trump’s cleaning lady last week and the guy who taught him to tweet this week. What will be the major scoop next week? An interview with his butler? His chauffeur? His hairdresser?

Ah, the Adam Sandler syndrome, also known as sunk cost fallacy.

After 30 years of repeatedly being left to die once they’ve served US foreign policy (conducted by both GOP and Democrats), the Kurds probably have gotten used to America betraying them.

I frequently see “they’re” instead of “their”, but “there” might be even worse.

The primary reason why rich people in the US - unlike their counterparts in the more welfare-centered nations in Western and Northern Europe - will relentlessly keep squeezing poor citizens until they’re gaunt like a concentration camp inmate in 1945, is that they’ve never had to contest with a revolution. There is no…

Chuck Schumer is the member of your team who needs to be coerced and cajoled to be of any assistance.

These are some wall lovers who actually do need an education.

Someone forgot to tell that to the Chinese, when they did just that in 476 BC