I haven’t paid to see a Johnny Depp movie since 2003's Pirates of the Carribean. How is this bloated bag of drugs wrapped in fifty smelly scarves even still a thing?

There are always the true believers and the enablers with men like these.

He makes Billy Bob Thornton’s Bad Santa look like a model of virtue in comparison.

It’s tough to be a rich white billionaire who looks and dresses like a rival Russian mob boss from a 90ies Chaz Palminteri movie.

Isn’t it stupendous how a foreign country (one of the three most hostile countries to the US when it comes to espionage, by the way) the size of New Jersey became such an impressive case of the tail wagging the dog?

Theater gets your voters to the polls consistently.

White supremacy is one hell of a drug. You can’t just wean yourself off of it cold turkey when you’re a Republican - if at all.

that officers only recovered a gun after searching Tate’s home

Pretty tough to cast Cassius Clay in 1978, given that this man ceased to exist in 1964.

Racism is one hell of a drug.

You are describing the nine circles of hell for the Fox News viewer:

If I ever interviewed Zinke, I would only really have one question: Were you MacReady, or Childs?

When you are referee to your own election, the results are predictably in your favor.

Well, Zinke was a husky in its previous shape. It knows how to adapt.

Like any good prosecutor, Mueller never asks these witnesses questions when he doesn’t already know the answer. They just can’t help themselves lying and omitting, and he’s factored that into every interview he conducts.

Kellyanne Conway is the Mouth of Sauron - right down to the looks. Too bad there’s no Aragorn around when you need him.

He’s always been an asshole.

Agreed - it’s the only way to break the circle. My father’s father was an even greater asshole and hazed his wife to death - multiple organ failure in her early 60ies. My father never dealt with those experiences, just repressed them throughout his entire life. That is why he lives alone now.

All of this is part of the Republicans’ obsessive plan to tear down Obamacare without any semblance of a plan to replace it.

But we were at war, and our paranoid leaders reacted with disregard for human dignity.