“Flaccid dick” in comparison is a perfectly valid term to describe Brett Ratner.

Are you sure there are two Ashmores, or is he just spinning real fast to make it look like there are two?

Hence why three quarters of restaurants go bankrupt within three years. They’re like the Donald Trump of businesses.

Hence why Grace Kelly had to abandon her brilliant acting career (she actually thought Prince Rainier might allow her to continue part-time) when she became “Grazia Patrizia”.

At least there was plenty of blood while Hitler was taking over Germany, the Republic didn’t go quietly. Trump hasn’t had to fire a single shot on disgruntled citizens yet, though the 40% of Americans who blindly support him sure are getting eager for it.

Odd that he doesn’t extend the same good faith to the Central Park Five, whom he still wants to see executed, even after they were cleared by irrefutable DNA evidence and the real perpetrator coming forward.

At least Putin knows how to wear a suit, Trump has gotten so fat he can’t even button up his already way-too bulky suits anymore.

Didn’t they open two new investigations into Hillary Clinton the other week? I wonder what they’ll do once the Clintons die, hire a few mediums to hound them in the afterlife?

It’s not like Trump will sack himself.

We all knew that this was coming, didn’t we? The military is right back in the mud of the Bush years, anyone remember Pat Tillman and Jessica Lynch? To say nothing of the botched Jemen raid (over dinner and “in lieu of after dinner entertainment” at Mar-a-Lago!) in January.

I’m amazed that www.roymooreforprison.com is still available as a domain.

There’s one six-letter word that they all know how to spell, though, due to frequent practice: It begins with an “N” and ends with an “r”.

Mitch McConnel is certainly getting a little clammy at the prospect of his majority shrinking from four to two, the man wants to hand his billionaire masters a tax break, after all.

I just typed out an entirely too long reply and thought it best to make it a seperate blog post on my kinja:

So where’s our disagreement? The Democrats aren’t as bad as the Republicans, but they’re not saints either and need to do better in the future, because the base is sick of compromising on that front.

There’s a difference between your personal conduct as an individual and the conduct of your peer group as a collective. “Being a good person is its own reward” goes the saying, but on its own, it’s not good enough to overcome racism and systemic racial disenfranchisement, because it doesn’t actively challenge those…

Maybe not, but it would be a start - and you have to start somewhere. When being asked about Nazi bureaucrats in his federal departments, Konrad Adenauer said that “it’s better to use dirty water to clean yourself up than use no water at all”, but they still had to purge and phase out those corruptive elements from…

He was completely submissive in China - didn’t even allow journalists in at the request of the Chinese - a classic power move they couldn’t have pulled over any of his predecessors (of either party). The idiot really believed he was being respected mightily as they were wining and dining him with grandeur, when they…

If I as a complete stranger to the bomb-making business, or even just basic chemistry, start just mixing stuff together without doing proper research and experimenting first, I run a good chance of blowing myself up. Which is what’s actually happened with ISIS sleepers more than once - or their bombs failed to…

Brits at least have their sense of humor to deal with this shit, Americans don’t. You just can’t help being amazed at how quickly Trump is destroying the country. There’s plenty of dark, sardonic humor to be had here.