As a man, living in a house that doesn’t have elongated toilet bowls, I have no choice but to stand and wipe. And really, can we please address the evils of cheap toilets with round bowls? It should be bleeping mandatory that all toilets be made elongated!

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I would play the clip, but I can't stand Olbermann's voice.

This still doesn't explain a 38 point deficit.

Having lived in Salem and frequenting this store quite often in my early 20s, I find this very depressing and I wonder how long this has been going on? I remember the first time I visited Harrison's (10 years ago) I was helped out by a female employee, was this a joke back then too? If so, I would hate to think what…

This is almost as criminal as Eve taking a bite out of that fruit. Almost.

Operation: "Cover Our Butts!"

OMG! I'M GONNA QUIT MY JOB RIGHT NOW AND APPLY!

This guy earned a degree in nitpicking.

Oddly enough, The Last of Us. The way the designed the gore.... I always felt so dirty after i killed a human.

While I agree with his statements I kind of wish someone else had said this because it might carry more weight. Olbermann has a tendency so sound self-righteous.

The Atlanta strep got you too eh? I had it this past week as well.

Get ready for one of the most depressing movies you'll ever see.

This was the most painful 2 minutes of my life.

Top image didn't load for me. Can that be part of Kinja's new experience? Images f'n loading?

Wow, I shoved this game so far in the back of my mind and now you just ripped it screaming back into the world. How dare you. If you'll excuse me I have to set up a therapy appointment.

I moved to the Atlanta area 3 or 4 years ago from Boston, MA. In 2011 there was a pretty bad ice-storm/snowstorm that shut down a lot of the Atlanta area for almost a week. I don't remember it being as bad as this, but it did cause the state to by a few more salt trucks and plows. Usually the school systems are super…

So, is there anyway Americans can order these via the internet? Or do we have to move to Japan?(which I don't have a problem with)

I like the cat part, because cats. What have you done to me internet?

Are...are we being trolled?