I love it. The more posh, rugged alternative to the Chang-Li.

Huh, I’d posted that link but it looks like I got Kinja’d. Thanks for the backup :D

For those wondering about the “Pedo Paul” bit.

This is absurd and amazing. I’ll take one in every color.

The Wraith is the saddest one for me. I saw one in-person once and was immediately smitten. Here’s hoping it gets a worthy replacement.

Note to Lyft and Uber: when I ask for a luxury ride, this is what I’m expecting, not a CLA.

Remember, these people don’t understand the concept of “global.” Other countries are either just vacation spots or where “those people” come from. But they don’t count. Only America counts.

Well, now there’s a problem that I wasn’t expecting to have: all three of the absolutely new colors (the black and red plates are new, but the controllers existed) are three of my wife’s favorite colors.

Oh my god, it’s so much worse than the header was implying.

Can confirm. It feels extremely cramped on the passenger side, which is weird considering the size of the beast. I’m on the tall side, and my legs basically had to be held in one position, and my knees would be beaten to all hell by the end of the ride.

And neither are 928s

Yep, same. Not so much Bob Howard, but Bob Moore is legit. One time, we went in to look at an Evoque cabriolet (it was too weird to not try out) and they let me take a newly traded-in GT-R for a spin afterwards. No questions asked. They weren’t that pushy either.

Yep, their bad photoshops and the friggin’ Sasquatch. Like, why the damn Sasquatch? To what purpose does this serve?

Eh, the one experience we had at Exotic wasn’t great. We went in to look at a Cayman and got ignored the entire time. It was a bit frustrating. I get not hounding people and all, but we should have been able to get some help. Wound up picking up a Macan at one of the Bobs instead.

The Kalidy Kia experience is... interesting. I truly don’t understand it. It’s like a circus. I would expect that from a Vroom commercial mocking dealerships, but not in an actual dealership.

Our Range Rover (and my wife’s previous Disco) would fit neatly into the Insolent category. There was always something wrong. And of course, it was usually electrical. With the Disco, it would decide to just shut off in the middle of a busy street. Wouldn’t even click over. Give it an hour or two, and it would fire…

So I’m from Oklahoma. And upon just reading the headline I thought “it’s probably Big Red.”

Also immediately thought “Regalia” from that view of the front, especially in Type M form.