I think this might need an ozone fogging or two. Or twenty.

I kinda think being on a $5 million bond is pretty strict for anyone but the ultra wealthy, so I’m not sure I’m buying that last line there. 

I dunno if I’m projecting, but looking at Mike and you is like looking in two separate mirrors angled back at me. Not sure how the kid or two made their way into that one mirror, but otherwise yeah.

Well, this is weird. Carvana wants to give me half of what a comparable car for sale is listed at (oddly enough, it was the first 228i in my search results). And honestly, mine is better than the one from AutoTrader.

I like it. A lot. But I wouldn’t dream of paying that for that car. ND.

What he said. Do it. It’s amazing. I even enjoyed the synthesized sound.

Yep, about 300 pounds heavier than the 2014 m235i xDrive, which weighs more than 200 pounds more than my 228i. That should land the new 230i at around a more reasonable 3,600 pounds, but that’s still a lot.

Oh man, I really want one of these, but it’s hot as balls where I live. I’d need A/C. And that price is a bit on the high side. I’d love it, but I have to go ND. 

My 228i might not be a manual (they’re out there, but they’re hard to find), but I love it all the same. It’s a load of fun, and plenty of power. As usual, ze Germans underrated the power.

May just be a personal anecdote, but I also use my signals in my 2-series religiously. Around where I live, Bimmer drivers use their turn signals just about as often as anyone else. The ones that really like to not use their signals, though, are the brodozers.

NGL, that’s almost enough to sell me on it.

I took a week-long trip in Japan and was as giddy as a child in a candy store about all of the kei cars. I know the people there probably don’t care much one way or the other for them (aside from tax savings), but I loved pretty much all of them.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind hits a lot differently when you’ve been in a similar relationship. The movie is darn near triggering now.

For real, this was absolutely peak cringe. I wish I could unsee it.

A couple of things:

Our current solar panels today aren’t quite good enough for that. Driving during the entire day would maybe net you 20 miles or so extra, and that’s if you don’t get increased drag from the panel.

Oof. F on Fakespot.

Oof. F on Fakespot.

Maybe I’m jaded from having a Rover from around this time, but ND at any price. That car was a maintenance nightmare and it looked pretty good upon first looking it over. 

Oh man, imagine if the cops shot the thief because they thought he was a kidnapper. I mean, yeah, don’t steal cars, but at the same time don’t lie about something like this to the police.

Some people get really mad when you mess with their seat at all, even though that’s the whole purpose of those seat-back pockets. It’s for the person behind you. Don’t like it? Then make sure you sit in the back row of whatever area you’re in.