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Tim Tankerd
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My favorite part of the L and L case is the sheer gulf between "let's commit a perfect crime" and "let's murder my cousin who has been seen with us and make sure we leave behind my distinctive custom eyeglasses".

The widowed howl app.

Matt Selman's "WGA" joke in doughboys may just rival Paul Rust's "its pronounced cheetos" for best Mitch burn of all time.

Huh… that sounds like it's really going to limit the storytelling possibilities here but at least we'll get to see Sarek go looking for some more sweet human tang.

According to Roddenberry: "We have invented, for the bar-room, something called Synthenol [sic], which acts just the same as alcohol, makes you feel that you can be a lover, or wise, or all the things that alcohol does, but with the…it's only temporary. You, with a force of will, you can shove it aside and you're as

>James Frain, who stars as Sarek

Jesus- you weren't joking

Time the fuck out- Steve Mnuchin produced "Fist Fight"? So Commisioner Susser is getting payola from the Trump Cabinet? This throws the entire integrity of Munch Madness into question.

As far as movies about immortal space vampires battling their reincarnated mother who is worshipped by bees and protected by the dog-man hybrid with rocket skates that she loves it's easily in the top five.

President Jizz Head.

Unfortunately Grandma was a Britta filter so that's true.

Godland is so good. One of my favorite limited series since forever.

It's just Cream Cheese and activated charcoal? Jesus.

It's 100% not meant for eating. The point of these is to accrue likes via social media. It's conspicuous non-consumption.

Let them post cakes

You know, if you had told early 2000s me that The Roots' legacy would end up with them being the house band for an even more anodyne version of the Tonight Show I would never have believed you.

Roll a five to eat this capon, roll anything else to opine about the usefulness of nipples on a breastplate

Exactly, there's something so indefinably off about this. Feels like that mid 2000s cgi/uncanny valley thing.

Gotta courier those links from NYC to Chicago- takes a solid twelve for DHL to get in the fresh click takes from the east coast these days.