you really think smoking weed "a couple times a week" in your teenage years caused you long-term brain damage? No, you likely have schizoaffective tendencies that may have been exacerbated by the weed but it's certainly not a case of one leading to the other.

Well whoopty fuck

The way he said that even if he knew Richard was transitioning he'd lie about it was what convinced me. It was a very brief and very problematic little podcast phenomenon but it's in the rear view now.

Reading between the lines I think he found out that Richard is transitioning and that took the wind out of his sails. It's one thing to rescue someone from a literal witch of a housekeeper, quite another to destroy someone's privacy during a very personal period.

*wife suspiciously drowns in backyard pool*

How about season 2 of "Hello From the Magic Tavern"? Been a little worried but this weeks ep was a great return to form.

*Zoom in to a pastel colored hellscape of human screeching above a field of the untimely dead*

That Body World thing is damn profound. It definitely stuck with me as well.

It's why 4-Loko was so bad but so damn good.

Dude has been through hell. Everyone should hear his (absolutely hilarious and disturbing) story from Howard Stern about having to be a pig-man on MadTV while spun out of his mind on coke

Say what you want about the man but his exercise/diet advice legit changed my life.

"In the month before the ground war on the Korean Peninsula began the top investigative minds in America were sussing out the details of the president's possible meetings with known boy band associates".

It's really just a clever pseudonym for Bruce Wayne. "U Life? Batman!"

The AV Club!

>70 hours in

His arteries are roughly the size of a barge.

He most certainly did not found the Jean Cocteau. He bought it almost thirty years after it was founded.

Compared to the average American carb and processed sugar-fest eggs are absolutely the best option.

No one takes as many statins as Gaston!

I really think that was Geoff Johns' high water mark. It was the absolute best outlet for his nostalgia boner, he nailed the mythic/golden age tone and it really worked. He modernized the right characters, kept the old ones classic and pulled it off, something noticeably absent in a lot of his other work which just…