The Fearless Fentanyl? The Incredible Intolerance?

Morrison's "Animal Man". Lean in to the whole "mid-life crisis" element at the beginning, finish strong by going metatextual with the end.

You know it's not as catchy as "Make America Great Again" but it's certainly more truthful!

I'd bet that Dark Beast was never a Hungarian crypto-Nazi so maybe it's even worse.

Are you him?

At this point I'm just praying that Lachlan and the other Murdoch spawn are sane enough to recognize that brainwashing a substantial portion of the population for the purpose of getting them to buy bulk seeds and overpriced gold bullion may have some possible downsides.

NCIS stars, making seven figures annually in syndication money, try and figure out what exactly the "Fusion" network is.

Needs to be eating photos of Jason Segal to really hit that creepy sweet spot.

I unabashedly love this movie. It's just such a triumph of camp.

It's pretty simple. If Romney won there'd be no Trump. That's what it boils down to.

Just a strained reference to pre-Norman social structure in England

But what about us Churl and Thrall 'shippers? Will we be able to bring it up at the next Moot?

In our increasingly anomic society the traditional metrics of worth are now meaningless. Defining ourselves by what we consume is one of the only societally acceptable avenues for expression.

That's a huge stretch. Providing value to Diageo shareholders is not exactly the same as redistributing wealth to the public.

Hillary could've won with that slogan:

Goddamn the right has so effectively throttled national discourse its ridiculous. Imagine any other time in history where such a huge portion of the country are facing massive cuts in healthcare subsidies promoted for in a paper that can publish articles like this. Billy Bob down there in WV can watch his whole…

God that makes me so mad. Obama bent over so far backwards to make nice with the GOP, not go after Bush administration and not prosecute anyone for financial meltdown… and it got him accusations of felony wiretapping and his party utterly removed from power.

Get this man a contract with Pixar

Ooh that's another great detail. Should have been named "Virgil" but it works.

Careful now!